To be or not.....

Rusty’s gullible, Willie is naive ‘n me, well I’m just old ‘n don’t give a big RA.....
It’s been an unusually cool summer here in Ol Fair Oaks, the coolest in 20 or 30 years or so, I didn’t catch the timing when Whatsisname the weather guy was opining about it the other day but that ain’t important...
The ubiquitous ‘They’ say that timing is everything ‘ they may be right but I don’t care....several years ago, oh maybe 30 or even 40, I disremember which, I had a Timex watch that was a lot smarter than m’self....it was programmed thru the turn of the millenium ‘n the durn thing kept track of ev’rything in the world....or almost...
problem was, I got tired of knowing the time to the fraction of a second....it was just too damn precise for me was the problem...so I gave the damn thing away ‘n got m’self a fairly accurate timepiece that showed the time give or take a minute or so ‘n I figure that’s close enough for government work anyway....actually, that’s a lot closer than the government ever gets.....I mean, they ain’t exactly known for getting things done on time and under budget...just the opposite...My grandma use’ta say, “If a thing is worth doing, it’s worth doing well.” Our government seems to work on the assumption that if a thing seems t’be worth doing, they should make a lot of regulations to insure that it’s done in perpetuity....LOL...maybe that’s why so many Congress persons seem to belive that they’re entitled to lifetime jobs...I betcha if they c’d leave their positions to their children....oh, wait a minnit....that’s how the concept of royalty got so entrenched over in Europe in the first place.....I wonder if that’s why the Democrats are so all-fired set on turning the USA into some kind of european clone......
Rusty ‘n Willie, my two little dogs are just natural born Democrats...gullible, naive ‘n they look t’me to provide both of ‘em with food, drink ‘n a warm bed....Nah! They ain’t Democrats, they’re just dogs doing what dogs do ‘n they ain’t bad at it.....