Ya just gotta wonder sumtimes.....
Sweet home Alabama, there’s a guy poisoning oak trees....not sure what it is that he don’t like about oak trees, seems t’be about football...most of the world is concerned about the middle East, the failing economy around the world, a lack of jobs here in the good ole US of A ‘n rising food prices...I mean to tell ya that there are lots of really serious things to worry about, things that c’n keep normal, ever’day people awake at night ‘n here’s this old boy in Alabama so pissed off over a football game that he takes it upon hisself to go ‘n poison two really old Oak trees by pouring herbicide on their roots....’n it ain’t even a felony, only a misdemeanor....what they ought t’do, they being the good citizens of Alabama, is to take this old boy ‘n hang him from one of the highest branches of either one of those trees ‘n not take him down until the trees survive....’n if they don’t make it, why just leave him there for the birds who would undoubtedly look upon him as a giant piece of suet....