T'ain't really a hangover but I think it all starts from staying up too late watching old movies then getting up too early to let the dog out...
It's all in your viewpoint, I guess…one 'a those glass half full or half empty things….what I'm talkin' about is some 'a things people are saying about Chuck Hagels 'performance' during the Senate hearings…
Now, I only watched part of it so maybe there wuz some parts where Chuck was…how did the letter writer phrase it, disciplined and composed, while that old meanie, one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel, McCain showed the world that he's just an angry old man living on past glories…
Reminded me of that never-read book (at least by me) "Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars"…except this just shows t'go you that Democrats hear different from Republicans…or Independents…or Libertarians…or six year old boys pointing their fingers 'n yelling "Bang!"
We all know that guns are inanimate objects, incapable of thought or reasoning, with the possible exception of those weapons in the hands of the liberal elite…those p'ticklar weapons undoubtedly have a computerized intelligence manufactured in them at some hidden laboratory high in the Berkeley Hills…(the Berkeley Hills may not be geographically high but they are high, man!)…
While I personally don't care for John Kerry, we have to give him points for a smooth 'n polished, some might even say 'slick' performance at his annointment hearing but Chuck Hagel's performance wuz on a par with a thirteen year old boy trying to explain to his Momma why she found a condom in his jeans….('n No, that never happened t'me but I wuz witness to a normally voluable friend of mine being turned into a mime impersonator)….
Anyway, while Republicans ('n others) see a polished actor reading his prepared script from a teleprompter in a back hall of the White House, Democrats see a soaring orator standing tall on a world stage issuing proclamations destined for historical posterity…
While most of us are struggling t'get by, watching our shrinking savings 'n escalating grocery bills, eyeing the growing ranks of streetside beggars 'n wondering what the future holds, the Democrat pundits, ie. Bob Beckel, et al, rave about the booming economy, the thousands of new, green jobs 'n how the Obama Doctrine of leading from behind has brought the USA to a whole, new position on the world stage, one where we are more admired than ever, with more new friends (not counting Muslims) than you can shake a stick at, so to speak….
I got to admit that Hollywood history is a lot more fun than real history…like the Civil War re-enactors that fall down dead then get up 'n break for a catered lunch…what wuz the real history of that war: Three quarters of a million battlefield dead not counting the…what d'ya call them, collateral dead…the parents, the wives 'n children…ah well, no wonder we prefer a make-believe President in our brave new fantasy world…..
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