"The way taxes keep going up, I'm glad I married for love 'stead of money."
Brother John wuz complainin’ that I ain’t been bloggin’ near as much as usual…I told him it’s just been too darn hot but that ain’t really the reason…with the Obama doctrine imploding all over the place, there’s just too much p’litical stuff to rant about ’n pulling the legs of friendly Democrats ain’t so much fun…it’s like being able to say, “I told you so.” when the truth of the matter is that we, all of us, whether we voted for the SOB or not, are getting screwed at pretty much the same rate…..anyhow, it’s just the same old rant that republicans have been screaming about since the Pretender assumed office ’n no one wants to hear it anymore ’n I’m tired of saying it….
Sooooooo….I got me four dogs to take care of this Fourth of July, Rusty ’n Willy ’n now, two little weiner dogs who dart from here to there ’n back again so fast that I can’t keep up with their names…
Anyhow, it’s hot here in paradise ’n Rusty ’n Willy are both still in recovery mode so when I walk them, Willy pretty much ignores the chickens ’n only half-heartedly goes after the cats but the two little weiner dogs seem to think that maybe they’ve died ’n gone to doggie heaven becuz THERE ARE CHICKENS HERE!…
Y’see, there ain’t any chickens for them to chase out on Custer Ave, only a few squirrels ’n blue jays that come by just to tease them…I let ‘em run on a long leash ’n they seem to think that every time just might be the time that they catch a chicken…I don’t know how they’d fare if they ever got hold of one of these wild birds…lot of fighting chickens mixed in with this bunch ’n the weiner dogs ‘ud prob’ly get their butts whupped…I ain’t about to find out becuz I’m sure if they got into a scrap with one of those birds, I’d end up with another vet bill ’n I’ve already gone beyond this years vet budget ’n can’t stand no more…..
But I let ‘em run ’n run ’til their tongues are dragging on the blacktop ’n then I bring ‘em home ’n call it a day…..
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