Bright, sunshiny day here in Ol Fair Oaks…
Willy ’n I took our morning constitutional a ‘tad early this morning (got to squeeze in a couple dump runs t’day)…
Willy, of course, as befits a dog ’n Willy is a dog whether he knows it or not, runs, meanders really, with his nose to the ground searching, of course, for food…food being his main focus in general…
And therein lies the problem…we found too durn much food…idiot freaks drive down our little street tossing out food scraps for to feed the poor starving chickens ’n squirrels…we got some of the fattest darn chickens ’n squirrels (not to mention skunks, raccoons, pigeons ’n what-not you ever did see…I wuz just telling someone t’other day that I wish’t my friend Karl ‘Eddie’ Phillips could come out here with his squirrel gun for a few weeks or so…he could eat squirrel every day…we got scads of grey squirrels, even more red squirrels…there are some who think the red squirrels are really chipmonks but we got them too…mostly in the park…
I told Jon the barber that the village needs a Village Cop to hand out tickets to the idiots that litter the streets with food scraps…
We have a Mayor altho’ I have no idea who he or she is this year…it’s a ceremonial position given to whosoever raises enough cash donations (sounds like a real live politician, don’t it)…if we wuz to extrapolate that, we could have ourselves a Village Cop, a Village Judge and a Village Mayor…I s’poze we could also have a Village Idiot but I’m not sure how that position should be chosen…
Anyhow, I’ve got to head out for White Rock dump while the weather holds….hope ever’one has a really nice day…..
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