I’ve heard a lot of liberals say that the United States is rife with institutionalized racism…but I’ve looked and I can’t find any…
They say that women have a ‘glass ceiling’ that keeps them from being equal with men…but, I’ve looked ’n I swear I don’t think that’s true but then I’m a guy and glass is glass and it may be that I just looked right through it…
They say that when companies hire people, first they hire white men, then they hire white women, then they hire asian men followed by asian women…and after that, the latinos and lastly, when pressed they’ll hire a black woman over a black man…
That’s what they tell me…
I don’t believe that either.
A few years ago, the liberals told us that ‘black’ men and women needed affirmative action in order to compete in the workplace. They tell us that we’re all equal but that somehow blacks need a head start in the race to the top. I think that’s just deep-dyed in the wool racism so I don’t think I believe that either.
Liberals tell us that conservatives are haters and that there are all these secret societies of haters like the KKK who hide behind white bedsheets…well, except for their Grand Poobahs who hide theirselves behind scarlet red bedsheets…and they are the real haters especially of black people…and Jewish people…and Mexicans, I guess….
And here lately I’ve been hearing about all the Nazi groups, the skinheads, a bunch of jack-booted thugs who basically hate everyone who ain’t aryan white…they’re a secret society and nobody can join unless you happen to be an aryan white person…I’m told that tattoo’s are not mandatory but that may just be a story…
These are secret societies and they’re probably among us every day, in plain sight…might even be driving the Prius next to you masquerading as a liberal…
There seems to be an awful lot of things that liberals tell us that, when you check them out, don’t seem to be true. If you happen to mention that to a liberal, they will immediately start calling conservatives liars…
And if you say, well that ain’t really the point I was trying to make, all of a sudden you become a racist, a bigot, a homophone, a xenophobe, maybe even a hydrophobe…do they have maxiphobes and miniphobes or am I just wandering around in my head again…
I saw this woman on television the other day…she looked and acted like a 40 something cheerleader and she was really proud of the fact that she’d evidently got all these people to dress in purple and hold hands and form a human chain the length of the Bay Bridge…she was smiling ear to ear and about to jump out of her skin with joy and she said the idea for the purple came to her because Hillary Clinton wore purple when she ceded the election to Donald Trump…
And then on the very same television, I saw a group of women with pussycat hats on their heads except they were calling them ‘pussy’ hats because ten years or so ago, Donald Trump had made a joking remark in a private conversation about grabbing women by the pussy…
Now, I ain’t saying he didn’t make the remark. It’s pretty dumb but men do get really dumb sometimes, especially when it comes to women, and to be truthful, I’ve heard women make remarks every bit as dumb…as an aside, my personal experience is that women are much more graphic in their conversations about sex than men. Men, for the most part, seem to have a very limited vocabulary. Women in conversation with other women don’t seem to have a vocabulary problem. But, I guess that’s another story…
So what we had is the biggest damn demonstration in history…hundreds of millions of women in countries around the world demostrating…standing in solidarity with their sisters…demanding…uh, something…I don’t know what they were demanding…different things for different women, I suppose…television analysts are voicing some really deep opinions…well, deep for television analysts, sage people, these television talking heads…Me, I’m kind’a dumb, I guess so I’ll just do what I always do, scratch my head and open a beer and stay out of the way…it ain’t healthy to get sideways of one woman let alone several hundred million of them…
These have been sage words of advice from Justin Other Smith
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