Free lunch.....

I ain't posted for a couple days now...no p'ticklar reason.....brother John was wondering if I had a case of writers block....No such luck...I've had writers block before 'n in order for it to exist, you gotta be trying to write something....which I ain't....I'm just blogging the evening away.....
It ain’t enuff that we got deer napping under our back deck...or that one of my valley oaks is dropping hugmongus limbs which makes ya glad that you weren’t standing there when it fell.....’n I bet it made a lotta noise even tho’ I wasn’t there to hear it....It ain’t enuff that we got deer ‘n raccoons ‘n ‘possums ‘n skunks....nah, that ain’t near enuff....’cause now we got a coyote skulking in our back yard....which means we gotta keep an eye on our little dogs ‘n not let Rusty out to wander around the south forty on his lonesome....we let him on his own ‘cause he’s got enuff sense to not wander out of the yard into the traffic which we got more on Sunrise Blvd in one day than a lotta towns east of the Sierra get in a week.....but I digress....we don’t let Willie outside without a leash ‘cause Willie’s a runner.....’n he don’t even look back.....loves to chase anything that moves ‘n if takes off, I hav’ta get in the car ‘n chase him down... ‘Course, when he does that....all I have t’do is pull up beside him ‘n he hops in the car like that was all he ever did it for so’s he could have a ride in the car....
Ackshully, the coyote has been hangin’ out down at the Catholic Radio Station in the evening ‘cause that’s when the cat ladies come around to spread their largesse....
That Evening Cat had better watch out or the coyote’ll have him for a snack ‘n if he eats the cats, the cat ladies’ll stop comin’ around to spread their largesse ‘n the coyote’ll have to find another free lunch....Hell, I bet Acorn’d register him to vote...if they haven’t already...
wouldn’t be surprised if they find he’s registered already back there in Ohio under the name Wiley Coyote....Coyotes are, by their very nature, entrepreneurial in their behavior ‘n not ones to pass up a free lunch....sort’a like politicians in that respect but I don’t know that you could really classify them all as Democrats.....