Monday, November 24, 2008

Change t'believe in......

"The world is the same, you'll never change it,
as sure as the stars shine above....."


I saw on the evening s’news where some of them smarter than the average bear Democrat pundits are calling for Bush & Cheney to resign immediately so that President Elect Obama c’n begin saving the world.... It was Chris Matthews, I think, that was feeling something in his jeans ev’ry time Obama spoke....I dunno if he tho’t up this idea all on his lonesome or maybe he had help....
Maybe the Dems are operating on the assumption that since stupidity got us into a mess, more stupidity will be sure t’get us out......I’ve been studying on the Democrat Party ‘n the Republican Party ‘n it’s my belief that each one of ‘em is worse than the other......
And as far as this bailout goes.....if the Bush bailout works, it’ll become the Obama bailout....’n the additional bailout that Obama is talking about....if it don’t work, it’s just one more example of the failed Bush policies.....
O....’n this New Deal that’s coming....Well, lemme just tell you about that.....Y’see, I was born during FDR’s second term ‘n I grew up a Democrat...The Depression was a big part of my life ‘n I was told that FDR saved our butts by introducing his ‘New Deal’....No more Republicans, no more Hoovervilles....do away with the breadlines ‘n soup kitchens, prosperity is just around the corner, two chickens in every pot, pennies from heaven ‘n blue skies forever.....
‘Cept it was all a fairytale....the New Deal didn’t work ‘n neither did any of the other political solutions, Democrat or Republican......what brought us out of the depression was Hitler, Mussolini ‘n Tojo....World War II, the big one (according to Dobie Gillis’ paterfamilias)...
When we geared up for war, we went back to work ‘n out-manufactured everyone....we built ships ‘n airplanes ‘n tanks ‘n all the assorted war materiels that the world needed to break the Axis.....
So, it didn’t really take a lot of bailouts to save the world during the last great depression....all we had t’do was kill off maybe a hundred million people ‘n create a little order out of chaos.....
During the 1800’s Great Britain had a problem with Ireland....They called it their ‘Irish’ problem...they solved it by starving over a million people to death and forcing the evacuation of half the remaining population of Ireland....just a matter of creating a little order out of chaos.....
Some things never change...

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