Eek....Egreck....Zed.....

or how I learned to stop worrying ‘n love the bomb! (O heck, that’s been used before.) There’s a line in Dr. Strangelove that asks what use is a doomsday machine if no one knows about it....Just wondering....has nuthin’ t’do with rest of this post.....

And for those of you who might be unfamiliar with the Alphabet de Francais....eek, egreck, zed....translates at X, Y ‘n Z.....the end of the alphabet and in this case, the end of the mother of all campaigns.....
Unfortunately, in this case ‘n I ain’t checked lately, how much does La Streisand weigh now....’n when Fat Barbra sings, will that signify the end of the Obama campaign that has so definitively split the USA.....
T’will be innarestin’ t’see if the country can ever unify again....Red ‘n blue combine t’make purple, which just happens t’be a very ‘in’ color this election year.....purple is s’pozed t’be a ‘royal’ color, Queenly, I imagine ‘n yeah, for those who might wonder, that was a slur. Sumtimes, I just get mean.
The ‘hull country has been so divided by this campaign that ya just gotta wonder what it’s gonna be like after.....y’know, day after tomorrow.....like, Wednesday....that’s assuming that the votes will have all been counted (what’a you wanna bet there’ll be less votes than voters...or versa vise).....It’s a possibility that Obama c’d very well win the popular vote ‘n lose the electoral vote....wouldn’t that be a kick in the....pants? Can’t y’just hear all the Dems screaming....not only the ones who screamed about George stealing the election twice but all those screaming fanatics around the world that believe that Obama is the 2nd coming.....’n if he is, then there’s a ‘hull lotta people better look out ‘cuz Obama seems t’be really big on payback...on t'other hand, Obama's been like the Charles Durning character in "Best little whorehouse...." He's very expert at 'doin' a little sidestep' so no one really knows what he stands for.....
But, there I go again...just can’t seem to quit bitchin’ ‘n whinin’........
C’est fini, mon Dieu ‘n about time sez I......
“They seek him here,they seek him there,
Those Frenchies seek him ev’rywhere.
Is he in Heaven, Is he in Hell,
That demmed elusive Pimpernel.”