Friday, May 1, 2009

Thru the looking glass......

Gahd! Ya just gotta love politics.....or not! Ev’ryone in the politics biz just don’t think the world revolves around them, they know it.....I mean, migahd, did ya see Arlen Specter preening on the news ....that old man sh’d be locked away in a nursing home somewhere drooling on himself, not hobnobbing with Rob’t Byrd ‘n making laws that are gonna affect millions of Americans who prob’ly don’t have enuff sense to come in out’a the rain ‘cuz we keep electing mokes to represent us.....(Moke: to wit, an inferior donkey)......’Course, in these enlightened ‘n PC times I sh’d prob’ly define a moke as a ‘special needs jackass’......O wait a minnit.....they just elected another one in the grate state of Manyhaha’s....Al Frankencheese sh’d make a wunnerful, wunnerful representative for all the citizens of that great state.....
In the meantime, I’m thinkin’ that California sh’d name Perez Hilton as Miss California.....well, equal rights ‘n everything, y’know......too bad his Mother aborted him....
My ol buddy, big bad John McCain is gonna be on AMC touting ‘war’ week.....I like John....he proved years ago that he c’d take a punch, he just never learned to counter-punch....his daughter looks pretty pugnacious tho’.....I bet she’da took a swing at Obama....
I’m wondering, if we pulled all our troops out’a Iraq ‘n Afghanistan ‘n Kosovo ‘n Germany ‘n Korea, could we mount a successful invasion of Mexico?......We c’d take over the drug trade ‘n pay our debt to China......’n speaking of our debt to China, is there any way we c’d make Obama personally responsible for all the money he’s borrowing???

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