Any old goatroper’ll tell you there are some things that c’n be roped ‘n some things that can’t....well, I expect almost any young goatroper’d tell you the same thing ‘cause the young learn from the old....’n if they don’t, why they’ll probably find themselves in a whole ‘nother kind of job anyway....I was talking to my buddy, E.V. ‘n he was telling me how he went down t’the courthouse to pay the license fees on his vehicles...he was late ‘cause he’d waited until the last minute which is pretty usual for him anyway but then he got sick for almost two weeks ‘n now he had to pay some late charges....He gave the girl behind the counter the paperwork for his four vehicles ‘n she said, “You’re late!” E.V. replied, “Which car do you want first?” She said, “You’re late!” ‘n E.V. said, “Which car do you want first?” She said, “You’re late!” ‘n E.V. said, “Which car do you want first?” An older woman was at a desk behind the girl behind the counter ‘n she spoke up ‘n said, “You’re rude!” And E.V. said, “Which car do you want first?” So the older woman at the desk behind the girl behind the counter called the Sherrif to come ‘n talk to this rude customer. Now, it happens that the Sherrif back there in Greenup County, Kentucky is E.V.’s nephew and he was able to sort things out pretty quickly. E.V. said that next time he goes into the courthouse, those women’ll prob’ly recognize him ‘n call him rude again. I told him that he had a Constitutional right to be rude.
Re-Constitute America!
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