Gotta say (‘n certainly not becuz I want to)..went to the DMV t’day....not totally unprepared, of course, just.....well, guess y’hadda be me...
Now as you may know...or maybe not...I’ve had some eye issues...nuthin’ out’a the ordinary for a septuagenarian (talk about your fifty dollar words)...I had a cataract removed ‘n the biggest problem I’ve had with it is that now the right lens in my glasses is out of kilter...I can’t quite see well enough to read w/out the glasses but with my present specs, the right eye is blurry....’n the left eye, I have an astigmatism which means that without the corrective lens, everything is blurry...’n I won’t get my eyes checked again until the end of this month.....but, I was s’pozed to get my license renewed on or before my birthday last month but I had to have eye surgery so I put it off...making a long ‘n dull story short(er) I durn near failed my eye exam at the DMV, just barely squeaking by...but I did get by....THEN I went to stand in line for a new picture (didn’t look too awful bad from the middle of my face upward but the lower portion looked like a jowly Michael Douglas on a really bad day...’n then I went ‘n missed 3 really easy questions out of 18...at home, I took a 50 question quiz ‘n only missed 4 ‘n thought I corrected them but missed one of the same ones t’day...(SHAME SHAME)...in the long run, I managed to squeak by but it was a humiliating experience....
The Buddha said, “All things will be made clear in the fullness of time.”...but, I don’t think he ever had to stand in a DMV line...
I’m just sayin’.......
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