Friday, October 22, 2010

Sometimes, someone really is after you.....

”Paranoia strikes deep,
Into your life it will creep,
It starts when you’re always afraid,
You step out of line,
the man come and take you away.”
S. Stills



Millyrose is ticked off...No, more than ticked off....Pissed!...not quite furious but seriously pissed.....NPR wuz her fav’rite radio station, she turned it on the minnit she started the car....well, at least as long as I wasn’t with her...but in the kitchen, I didn’t have any say about it at all...the radio in the kitchen is set to NPR ‘n when I, on occasion, change the station, I get a really dirty look ‘n had to change it back immediately, if not sooner....
And now, she is seriously pissed because they fired Juan Williams for saying that he wuz a little paranoid about Muslims on a plane....well, hellfire as my old dad use’ta say, most Americans, at least those who fly, are a little paranoid about Muslims on a plane...same as we get paranoid when someone leaves a backpack in a public place...WHICH if you saw the nooze yestiday with the famed Galleria Mall burning....a backpack was the culprit....
See, the werido who ackshully started the fire had a backpack that someone tho’t contained a bomb....so, when the Fire Dept got to the Mall location where there was only a small, easily containable fire, they were restrained(?) for fear of the possible bomb....ain’t teevee, folks....no impossibly handsome actor rushing to save the day...
nosirreebob....so the conflagation conflaged ‘n we had a real fire with lots of Firemen, SWAT teams, snooze-nooze heliochoppers ‘n millions of dollars in damage with millions of dollars in lost income to come from all the lost jobs....Is it any wonder that Americans are just a little bit paranoid what with Muslim Terrorists, homegrown Muslim Terrorists, good old boy American Terrorists, ELF Terrorists ‘n the ever-present plain old whacked out Wonderland druggies...We got a right to be paranoid....

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