“Goodness gracious me” said Henny Penny, “the sky is going to fall. I must go ‘n tell the King.”
On this coming Fathers Day...’n the previous blog...
Joran Van der Sloot (remember him) is back in the nooze...last time we heard about him, he was spozed to be locked up in a Hell on earth prison in Peru...
my guess is Hell is somewhat different that what imagination may have created since it seems that even tho’ Joran is locked away, he still managed to knock up a girlfriend ‘n never even had to kill her....
Some of the more current events of which I’ve tired.....
The stomach-turning Anthony trial in Florida still dominates the nooze... fortunately, it’s mostly paired with the Wiener debacle which provides comic relief...it ain’t just the late-nite comedians that can’t seem to resist wiener jokes...the ladies of The View with the notable exception of Baba Wawa who is stubbornly sticking with her defense of The Wiener...
Obama sed he’d quit if it hadda been him...makes you wonder what of jokes he ‘n his posse are making in private...
The weather has been a really prime subject on the nooze for so long now that I’m almost scared whenever the weather man gets his turn to talk... ‘n y’just know that it’s gonna be bad nooze again.. what with hurricanes ‘n tornadoes ‘n earthquakes ‘n tsunami mountains of water crashing into...well, durn near everywhere....’n there’s drought again in Texas ‘n fires in Arizona ‘n floods damn near anyplace that has a river ‘n in some cases where there ain’t never been a river...like
everybody downriver from all the water up in the northern states...
We can build a pipeline for oil from Alaska to Oklahoma or Texas...it’s too bad we can’t build one to transport water from Montana to Texas...’course, our politicians got more important things on mind...
we got so many natural disasters going on right now that it’s no wonder so many people believed that idiot preacher that prophesied the end of the world...
"Ya ought to forgive your enemy as the Bible sez but you ought not forget his name!"
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