Update...

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

While on our customary afternoon stroll, da boyz ‘n I met the Chicken Whisperer comin’ down the street...

She wuz upset becuz, in her words, “The city of Fair Oaks just said that dumping chickens in the Village was legal becuz they are considered feral.” I cudn’t find anything t’say about that so I just shrugged...then she went on t’say, that she guessed it’ud be legal to dump any farmyard animal then...I pointed out that I hadn’t yet seen any cows but I supposed that it could happen...she got a funny smile on her face ‘n said, “or goats.”

Then she thanked me ‘n ran off...I’m thinking that if I should happen to run into a goat wandr’ing the byways of Fair Oaks in the near future that I shouldn’t ought’a be surprised...

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