Leader of the pack.....

“Out here havin’ fun in that warm California sun...”

What ever happens in America happens first in California.....we lead the nation in ev’ry damfool thing that ever gets tho’t of....up to and including insolvency...yessereeBob (‘n George ‘n ever’one else)....Californians lead by example...we’ve been spending like there’s no tomorrow for more yesterdays than I c’n count ‘n we’ve been so gosh-
darn successful at it that George Bush followed in our giant footsteps ‘n now barack Obama is gonna outdo that faux Texan ‘n upstage us folks here in sunny California by spending more than any gov’t in the ‘hull world....ever!.....Tomorrow never comes ‘n yesterday is just a mem’ry...
According to Obama, Fox News tells all the news that the New York Times figures ain’t fit to print...
Obama figures that the news is ‘fair ‘n balanced’ when all the networks support him ‘cause Fox bad-mouths him all the time...(poor baby)....with that loudmouth Irishman, Bill O’Reilly, leading the way..
well, Billy O has been getting a little more rambunctious (there’s a big word for ya, Bill) but mostly he’s so supportive of Obama that much of his audience is beginning to suspect that he’s a closet liberal ‘n are turning to (gasp) BECK! Now there’s a loudmouth for you...he claims he is neither Democrat nor Republican...something of an anarchist, I suspect.....that’s alright with me...ev’ry good ole’ Rebel has a little sumthing of the anarchist in his soul....