Je ne sais quoi......

Y’know it’s a long nite when you find y’self digging thru the pantry looking for ‘Je ne sais quoi’ which is high-school French for ‘beats the hell out’a me’.....all becuz you want a dessert of some kind, preferably containing chocolate, ‘n it’s too darn late to get in the car ‘n go out....
Back in my way back when time, I use’ta smoke ‘n once in a while, as happens to every smoker at some point, I’d find m’self out of cigarettes late at nite ‘n trying to find an excuse for getting dressed ‘n going out to buy a pack of smokes....y’see, that’s when you really know that you’re addicted....I don’t think that I ever did actually go out late at nite just to buy some cigarettes but I certainly knew people who did...on the other hand, I may well have invented a need for something else to give m’self an excuse to ‘have’ to go to the store anyway so I might as well get some cigarettes too....if I did, I don’t recall doing it but I may well have ‘n just plain don’t want to remember it....
Memories are funny things...we all have memories of things that didn’t actually happen to us but we remember them anyway ‘n becuz we do remember them, they are just as real as real memories...’n of course, we all do just the opposite with repressed memories as well....some things we just don’t want to remember, so we don’t....never happened....not at all....
Mind Docs call them ‘repressed memories’ ‘n charge big bucks to help people remember things that they have tried really hard to forget...I dunno, but I think that’s called an oxymoron ‘n when you have enuff oxymorons in your life, why you need to pay a Mind Doc to help you straighten ‘em all out....’n it c’n take years ‘n years ‘n is one of the reasons why so many Democrats really get behind the redistribution of wealth thing......I’m just sayin’ that there’s a reason why the rich get rich ‘n the poor get poorer.....
Fortunately, I’ve found the secret to avoid going out late at nite to buy a pack of cigarettes.....I don’t smoke anymore ‘n I found a box of chocolate brownie mix in the pantry...
G’nite all......