Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Out'a my depth.....

I got m’self a neighbor who considers himself t’be an ‘advanced intellect’...in other words, a Liberal Democrat....I don’t want’a embarrass the boyo by using his name but, in his own words, he ‘has an IQ three points below Einstein.’
Now my neighbor hasn’t worked at a job for several years now, ever since the building boom burst ‘n made his blue collar skill redundant....
but not to worry about his well-being, he’s doing very well on the public dole with seemingly unlimited unemployment benefits of over $400. weekly....
Anyways, my neighbor loves the Feral Fowl of Old Fair Oaks....told me that if anyone didn’t like them, they should just move away....told me it was a felony to kill one of them....that there was a poster offering a reward for the arrest ‘n conviction of whomsoever was purloining the above mentioned chickens from the Plaza Park area....I asked him what was it that he didn’t understand about the word ‘feral’...
Then he changed to conversation ‘n brought up the subject of a ‘citizens committee’ to deal with issues regarding Fair Oaks Village....what issues? I questioned...’well, it seems that the short stretch of California Avenue between Crestline Avenue ‘n Fair Oaks Boulevard is unsafe to walk on since it has no sidewalks...at which point, I suggested that if he wanted to live in a place with sidewalks, he should consider moving....
And it was only after I came home ‘n gave it some more tho’t that I figured out that I just didn’t understand his logic...same with the Liberal Left....their logic is just over my head..
my bad, I guess.....

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