Margaritaville.....

“...blew out a flip-flop..”

There is a place where the sun don’t shine, m’friends, at least for Obama supporters.....who now are saying that Bush the Hated is changing tactics to what Obama has been saying all along...What?.....You heard me. Even his most severe critics (read: Bush-haters) bemoan the fact that George ‘stays the course’ to the bitterest of ends...is loyal to his crew....Heck! Even (where’d he go) Scott McClellan had to throw his own body under the bus....but he did a good job of it...
And now Barama is winning the war in Iraq, wants to invade Afghanistan and kick Taliban butt, repair the broken economy and cause the world to love us again....It’s, by God, the second coming of Christ, ‘cept he’s got a funny name and a sassy wife, and omg, did I mention, he’s black.....well, he’s almost black....anyway, he’s part black....or coffee with cream...sumthing like that.....
Ev’ry time I turn around, the junior Senator from Illinois seems to be re-inventing himself and taking a new direction.....this newest one, however, seems to be thru the looking-glass and down the rabbithole.....well, the Obama Magical Mystery tour has certainly looked like a fun ride for him....he’s got his very own O-force one, (Heck! They gotta spend all that money on something) and we get to see him striding across the tarmac, hiding behind his Foster Grants, toting his very own gym bag and being chauffered by a King who, if he yells, “Off with their heads!” can actually make it happen...talk about a fantasy world...Walt Disney hisownself, could never have come up with a fantasy to match what the Sheiks of Araby have done with all the billions we’ve sent them for their oil.....’Course, after having seen the fuss they all made over O, (that’s rock star talk for Obama, not to confuse him with Oprah altho’ the difference might be moot) you gotta wonder if the Israeli’s could be just a little bit worried that they might get ‘sold down the river’......(or is that being racist?) But Obama is completely supportive of Israel....at least, that’s what the man said, we all heard him say it.....but then, he told the folks in the rust belt that he would renegotiate NAFTA to bring the jobs home while one of his surrogates told the Canadians that “he had to say that, it’s just politics”...
You gotta give it to him tho’.....he is a force. Or, maybe a farce.....one or t’other. What the hell? It’s just politics.



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