How many dogs.....

... Does it Take To Change a Lightbulb?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned out bulb?"
BORDER COLLIE: "Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. And, paint the ceiling, and..."
DACHSHUND: "You know I can't reach that stupid bulb."
ROTTWEILER: "Make me!"
LAB:"Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
MALAMUTE: "Let the Border Collie do it. Let the Lab help. You can feed me while they're busy."
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: "I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."
POODLE: I'll blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."
GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG: "I'll guard the socket while somebody does it. GRRRR..."
COCKER SPANIEL: "Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark."
DOBERMAN PINSCHER: "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the sofa."
BOXER: "Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark......"
MASTIFF: "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."
CHIHUAHUA: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
SALUKI: "Well, someone had better change it soon, I am way too pretty to sit around in the dark."
IRISH WOLFHOUND: "Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover and . . "
POINTER: "Show the Border Collie where it is! See it? There it is! There it is! It's right there! Look UP!"
GREYHOUND: "It isn't moving. Who cares?"
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: "Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?"
HOUND DOG: "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
CAT: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs and I am not one of THEM. So, the question is, how long will it be before I get some light in here?"