Durn fool dogs anyway....

Here t’is, Satiday mornin’ ‘n it’s still rainin’.....Willie got me up this mornin’ but then he didn’t want’a get off the porch....I finally walked out in the rain with him ‘n then he didn’t want’a come back in...durn fool dog anyway... my dogs are funny when it comes to rain....they’ll stand on the porch ‘n look at it, don’t really shake their heads no but they might as well ‘cause they’ll turn ‘n want’a go back inside.... howsomever, if they do get off the porch, the rain don’t seem to bother ‘em none at all ‘n they’re never in a hurry to get back inside a nice, dry house...’course, when they do come back, they wait ‘til they’re inside before shaking water all over the place ‘n then curling up on the sofa or chair....durn fool dogs anyway....’n if you yell at them, they get this put-upon, highly agrieved look on their faces ‘n slink off to sulk leaving you with a wet chair...durn fool dogs anyway....’n they all think they should get to eat ev’ry time you’re having a snack ‘n they get their feelings hurt if you don’t share with ‘em...it don’t matter that you put out perfectly good dog food for them twice a day ‘n you give ‘em treats a couple times a day ‘n they treat the whole world as their own private bathroom...talk about a sense of entitlement, durn fool dogs anyway....Brother John tells me his little Oreo likes to walk in the snow so John carries a towel with him so he can wipe his feet ‘n belly...sez the snow gets inbetween his toes so it does a really good job of cleaning....huh! my little Willie likes to walk in mud...gets between his toes also ‘n it’s hard to get out, I’ll tell you ...don’t do me any good to carry a towel for him, what I need is a portable bathtub but that prob’ly ain’t all that practical...what I have t’do is poick him up, drag him into the bathroom ‘n wash his feet ‘n belly...he reminds me of ‘Pigpen’ in the old Peanuts comic strip...durn fool dogs anyway.....