*What does he know ‘n when did he know it?
And is it age appropriate? And why does he seemingly have a compulsion to share it with anyone ‘n everyone?

Recently, I had a long-time friend tell me with quiet certitude that ‘The Bible’ had all the answers to life’s questions. I didn’t argue with him for several reasons; firstly, there is no way that you c’n dispute faith; secondly, as surely as youth thinks itself immortal, age fears mortality. And finally, I don’t believe the Bible (‘n we’re talking any Bible y’want) ever was intended to provide answers, rather it was intended to provoke questions. Questions of faith, mainly, but questions that we all ask ourselves; why are we here...where are we going...what path do I take...all those existential questions for which there is no stock answer....’course, the easy answer is que sera, sera...but Miz Kappelhof has gone t’the dogs ‘n Lady Gaga has taken the stage....
‘n I’m almost surprised that I not only know who she is but I know that underneath the tinsel ‘n glitter, she c’n sing...all of which has absolutely nuthin’ t’do with anything at all...