Sunday, February 21, 2010

A yucky day in Ol Fair Oaks....

Chilly ‘n rainy ‘n grey...a perfect day to make another pot of coffee ‘n watch an old movie...or read the new book I bought at Costco....I rarely buy books at Costco,mostly I buy paperbacks from the library for four bits ‘n then pass ‘em on to someone else....
I prefer reading hardback books, always have, but the problem is that they cost more ‘n then you hate to give them away so they end up on a bookshelf, forgotten ‘n gathering dust ‘n causing other people to ask why you haven’t given them away.....’n that’s a question for which there is no answer, good or otherwise...
it’s like when you were a kid ‘n your mother told you t’do something or other ‘n you asked why ‘n she replied because she said so, that’s why...’n then you grew up ‘n found yourself saying the exact same thing to your kids....it’s a generational round-robin.....
which means that your children ‘n your childrens children c’n look forward to doing the same things that my grandmother ‘n grandfather did...’n of course, they were simply doing what their grandparents did even tho’ back in those days, everything that is the same today was completely different then....well, different but still the same, especially the weather which ev’rybody talks about but no one does anything...which ain’t the same thing as climate....
scientifically speaking, climate ain’t the same thing as weather...at least, according to those students of Darwinian Science that actually only exists in the minds of those psuedo-scientists who learned everything they need to know in Jr. High....to wit: Darwin’s Theory of Evolution is proven fact; and we know this because of the Scopes Monkey Trial that proved that high school science teachers were able to read State-sponsored textbooks....
as I recall, way back in the halycon ‘fifties, high school teachers were teaching that prehistoric men, ie; Neanderthal, Cro-Magnon and, what was that other one....oh yeah, the famous Piltsdown Man were all factual creatures....funny thing about that however....we have a lot of proof that Neanderthals existed ‘n possibly (tho’ we don’t know for certain-sure) predated Cro-Magnon humans (our precursors or, maybe early us)...but what we really have proof of is that the famed Piltsdown Man was created by a couple pranksters and revealed as a hoax within a period of months....not however, before making it into the State sponsored textbooks that were just too darn expensive to discard simply because some of the information contained therein was in error...Gee! Makes you wonder how much error was actually in them....
ah well, I have it on good scientific proof from the younger Obama generation that Global Warming is irrefutable fact....’n nor a Goracle fable.....

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