Gettin' old ain't for wusses (pt.2)......

So, the Deacon went t’jail....it seems that he had a little contretemp with a couple diputatious neighbors, Ratliff ‘n Hunt, one of whom threatened to ‘kick his ass’...well, the disputatious neighbor is a young man in his thirties ‘n the Deacon is almost seventy...I ain’t saying that the young man is stupid for threatening a much older man but obviously he ain’t the brightest bulb in the string cuz when old guys get too old to fist-fight, they tend to seek out a little help from Smith and/or Wesson....or maybe, Col. Colt or one of them fellows...Will Rogers said that you should never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco ‘n that’s a lesson usually learned in the school of hard knocks (life experience for the younger set)....anyways, it seems t’be an on-going feud ‘n I would’a tho’t that the Deacon ‘ud know better than to argy with boneheads but y’never know when it comes to old guys...sometimes, y’just get lost in that time-space continium thing ‘n somebody pushes a button ‘n you’re off ‘n running without knowing why...