"When testing the depth of ignorance, most people never get out of the shallow end of the pool."

I’m pretty durn sure that if it’ud been left up to men, we’d still be hunters ‘n gatherers moving from cave to cave ever’ time our garbage got too deep for us to feel comfortable with...”Time to move” we’d say ‘n we’d pick up our weapon of the day ‘n leave it to the little woman to pack up whatever she wanted cuz y’know, all those things that she wanted wudn’t none of our doings at all...All y’got to do is look around to realize that mankind, when it refers to men, ain’t really evolved at all...Men are the best examples of evidentiary Creationism that ever existed...women, on the other hand, may well be proof positive of Darwin’s Theory of Evolution...that’s prob’ly why we never seem to understand each other...’course, as men, we all got to thank God for the fact that opposites attract...

What it is that got me thinkin’ about all this was watching the Stormchasers

careening after the tornadoes....I know, when they did a movie about them, they had some female stormchasers but the truth of the matter is that almost all the idiots that chase around trying to put themselves in the middle of a tornado for the sake of whooping ‘n yelling ‘n taking a few pictures to prove that they really did do this super manly thing are almost excusively men...’n not just men but testosterone-fueled adrenaline junkies....’cuz you know, there ain’t no woman alive who’s really dumb enuff to do such a thing....