In plain English......

I’m thinkin’ that during the Democratic Primary in West Virginia and Kentucky, Ol’ Barama didn’t try 'cuz he didn’t speak or understand the language....That’s kinda funny ‘cuz the Scotch Irish dialect spoken in these two states is the very same dialect spoken by about 80% of the United States.....it c’d be that he’s just too smart for his own good.......
Now, I didn’t write the ‘West Virginia Ten Commandments’ ...but I kinda wish I had.....maybe if Jeremiah Wright and Father Pfleger c’d read ‘em this way, we c’d all get along better........

Some people in West Virginia have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall not's' in the Ten commandments.  Folks just ain’t used to talkin’ in those terms..  So, somebody translated the 'King James' into 'Country' language..... no joke, read on...
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The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at First Baptist Church in Summersville, West Virginia)
 (1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth              
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'     
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal  
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
 
Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?  
 Y'all have a nice day