Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Why would you believe me....

when I said I love you when you know I’ve been a liar all my life?”.

I saw an Obama defender get so excited trying to say Barack Obama that it came out as ‘Barama’.....

Ol Barama sez he respects McCain for his military service, but.....I always hated it when girls would say I wuz cute, but.....Every time you hear that ‘but’ you just know there’s a sucker punch comin’......

Barama is for campaign reform as long as it don’t apply to him.....he’s got so much money flowing to him, it’s like the Mississippi River in Ioway.....people say you can’t blame him for taking the money....it’s a pile of money....
‘Course, he did say any number of times that he wouldn’t take it.....So, whatta we know? Barama, like most pol’s talks out of both sides of his face...sumtimes at the same time...
Hmmmmm.....Joe Biden sez, “So what! All that money is coming from reg’lar people....a hundred bucks or less.....means Barama ain’t beholden to BIG MONEY.".....but Joe, that ain’t quite true.....40 some percent of Barama’s money comes from small donations....all the rest comes from.....wait for it........BIG MONEY! In other words, bizness as usual.
Then Joe sed, "McCain’s a flip-flopper. First he was against drilling and now he’s for it.” Circumstances change, Joe, ‘n five dollar a gallon gas is a circumstance that can change a lot of minds...and y’know, if it wuz Barama’ssuggestion, Joe Biden ‘ud be selling t’other side of the story....I gotta say that I’m kinda leery of allowing Big Oil to drill wherever and however they want.....They need a lot of oversight ‘cuz they’ve proven over the years that they just ain’t the most trustworthy players in the game.....Same as mining for coal.....or gold, or silver, or uranium......or broadcasting over the public airwaves ‘as far as that goes......Heck! Politicians need a lot of oversight. Y’can’t trust anybody that has a chance to sup at the public trough. Remember George Orwell’s ‘Animal Farm’...."some animals are just more equal than others......"
It’s hard to tell when politicians tell the truth ‘cuz their lips move just the same way as when they tell a lie... Ol Barama wuz givin’ a speech to mostly African Americans....n’ what he sed wuz the Republicans wuz gonna try ‘n make people afraid of him by sayin’ that he was too young and too inexperienced, and by the way, he wuz black....’n had a feisty wife......He got a pretty good laugh with that line but I ain’t sure what he meant by ‘feisty’.....I’ve never met his wife in person but she looks pretty big t’be called ‘feisty’........maybe he wuz sayin’ that the Republicans wuz gonna try ‘n make people afraid of his wife.....I’ve been married a long time and I’ll testify that being afraid of wives is a healthy thing.

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