OBAMA does Denver.....

or, as Erma Bombeck wroter, “ The grass is always greener over the septic tank”

A most amazing thing happened on Obama’s trek to the White House.....in the middle of the hoopla of the Democratic Convention, in a race for the Presidency that the Democrats can’t lose, after an introductory speech by Michelle Obama, before Hillary talks and before Bill talks and before Barack Obama declares himself as the Really Coolest Grand Poobah of the Twenty-first Century, that creaky old man from Arizona pulled ahead in the polls.....go figure.....
Obama supporters complain about McCain’s little digs, calling them ‘dirty’ politics...Criticism of Obama is “just not what we want to hear as Americans.” On that proverbial other hand that I luv to bring up, Obama supporters, the Champions of the Annointed One, seem to have a difficult time coming up with Obama accomplishments.....lessee, he wuz agin the Iraq war when he wuz runnin’ for Illinois State Senator, a fact that he pretty much kept to himself while seeking support to run for the U.S. Senate.....
According to Joe Biden, “That’s not change, that’s more of the same.”
And Joe should know......he’s grown old in the Senate ‘n if mem’ry serves, nothing ever changes there....y’got your liberal left ‘n your conservative right...it’s like watching a tennis game between ladies who lunch....lobbing back ‘n forth t’see who’s gonna pick up the lunch tab....
go figure...
Now I hear that Vladimir Putin (Vlad the impaler, as O’Reilly calls him) is accusing George Bush of engineering the Georgian/Russian conflict solely to help McCain win the election....That’s kind’a Machiavellian for a man that liberal Democrats call the dumbest President this country has ever had.....now ordinary people might think that you can’t have it both ways but that’s no trick atall for a professional politician who’s used to having his cake and eating it too.....
go figure......
Obama’s performance in Denver was absolutely masterful....He didn’t really say anything that He hasn’t said before.....He didn’t walk on water or part the Red Sea but, He did feed the multitude......hook, line, and sinker....
go figure......