A touch of vitriol.......

I read somewhere that the definition of Electile Dysfunction is the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in this election year........Is that vitriolic? I think it may be vitriolic ‘n a touch of vitriol, like a habanero, should be used sparingly......at least, that’s what brother John tells me....I bought some habaneros once’t....they’re pretty little things.....like small bell peppers but them suckers is deadly......I’ve a nephew, Jeff, kind of a macho kid back when he was still a kid, long before he became a father and now grandfather.....anyway, he worked in a supermarket ‘n one nite he was unpacking habaneros ‘n inadvertently rubbed his eyes.....”I screamed like a girl” was what he said......
I think what this Presidential campaign needs is a touch of habanero to make it a little more interesting.....it’s my intention to vote for John McCain cuz us old white guys gotta stick t’gether but he needs to spice up his campaignin’.....I mean, he’s just boring.....’Course, maybe boring is what we need in a President after eight years of Ragtime Cowboy George.....Obama ain’t boring but, heckfire, as my old dad used to say in mixed company, Britney ‘n Paris ain’t boring either.....well, they do tend to get on your nerves after a while altho’ the papparazzi has been leavin’ both of ‘em alone lately...they say they’re boring.....
John Edwards is back in the snooze....boy o boy, a little taste of fame ‘n honeys come out’a the woodwork to throw themselves atcha......he ought’a get t’gether with Bill Clinton ‘n put out a joint memoir......ooops, no pun intended there.....I hope his wife, Elizabeth, beats the cancer that’s been dogging her...if she does, maybe she and Hillary c’n make a run for the Democrat nomination next time.....all the women’d vote for ‘em and if they c’d lay a big enuff guilt trip on all the cheating husbands, they should be a shoo-in.......Is that too vitriolic? Surely, someone’ll tell me if I’m being too vitriolic.......