There’s an awful lot of people taking an awful lot of pride in the fact that they ackshully went out ‘n voted...Well, voting is a good thing but going to church don’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car....
Fact is, I live in California ‘n my take on the recent election here is that If I was to agree with the majority of Californians, we’d all of us be wrong ‘n I just purely hate t’be wrong....
Notice, I never said that I couldn’t on occasion be wrong, I just said that I hate t’be wrong...I’ve always said that you can’t trust a body that don’t make a mistake now ‘n then....good judgment, they say, comes from experience ‘n a lot of that comes from bad judgment....
Anyways, California has become known world-wide as ‘the land of fruits ‘n nuts’ ‘n just t’set the record straight, Sacramento in it’s heyday was nicknamed ‘Sacotomato’ becuz it was a really good area for growing tomatoes....’n for processing said tomatoes...there was a lot of tomato jobs here in Sacramento ‘n we know a lot about ‘em...common knowledge in this area that a tomato is actually a fruit ‘n not a vegetable...Now, knowing that p’ticklar fact is one thing, having the wisdom to not put it in a fruit salad...well, the jury seems t’be still out on that....
Sacramentos other main claim t’fame is for being in between...y’might say a midway point...going up or down or sideways, we seem t’be the belly-button of California....between the oceans ‘n the mountains...between San Francisco ‘n Lake Tahoe, which is the only two places in northern California that most of the world knows anything about..
Everybody in the world knows about the La La land of southern California mainly cuz of all the movies shot down there.....the only other places that Hollywood seems t’know about is SF ‘n Lake Tahoe....all the rest of California that appears in movies just looks like the rest of the world...well, at least to Hollywood anyway....’n Hollywood is a magical land that seems to exist more in the mind than in reality...I c’d be wrong, of course, but it’s one explanation.....
I’m just sayin’......
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