Bubbalocity....

And Bubba spoke to the masses…..

Hoo-ray 'n Hallelujah!  Bubba gave a real old-time humdinger of a speech last nit…..by the time he wuz finished, I wuz ready to shout 'NOT GUILTY!' in spite of any 'n all evidence to the contrary…I wuz thinking we should hoist him on our shoulders 'n march him around the gym 'n make him King of the whole durn student body….then I realized we already been there 'n done that!

Then I tho't about Monica 'n the blue dress 'n the famous see-gar 'n the lockerroom snickers of Bill Maher 'n Dave Letterman 'n the infamous quotes, "I never had sex with that gurl!"  'n "It all depends on what you mean by the word 'is'…!"

Yeah!  Bubba gave a speech, all about how he 'n Barry saved not only the US of A but the whole darned entire world from the egregious 'n mean-spirited George Bush 'n "By durn, if y'all just give us another four years, why we'll do it again." (snicker, snicker)  

And then I tho't of all the assholes I've known over the years who used 'n abused the young 'n dumb who trusted them 'n afterwards joked about it in lockerrooms all across the country…all them good old boys laughing 'n joking about putting it over on what they began to call 'Groupies'…

All those guys who think that if it ain't worth lying 'n cheating to get, it just ain't worth having…the backroom boys who fed the housing bubble until it burst, the Bernie Madoffs of the world 'n the politicians they bought…

Yeah!  Bubba gave a speech alright, but we're still 16 Trillion dollars in debt…we still got the highest unemployment of my lifetime…we got more people on welfare than most countries got people 'n we got more people living in poverty that at any time in history…and we got the Democratic Party singing 'Happy days are here again'….

Are you better off?  Really?  'cause I'm not 'n I don't know anyone who is…other than the Obama's 'n the Clintons 'n the rest of the ass-wipes in Washington that got rich at the expense of the taxpayers…..