snooze nooze.....

Y’know, I been watching p’litical nooze ‘til I just can’t take it any more....seems like ev’ry politician in Washington just wants t’get on camera to prove that they’re never too old to learn something stupid....
I believe Harry Reid wants t’be a modern day Robin Hood who takes from the rich t’give to the poor but the way he seems to hit the target is he shoots first ‘n calls whatever he hits, the target....
I swear, it’s a worrisome situation for all those folks in Washington...The Democrats are worried about what the Republicans are gonna do next month ‘n the Republicans are worried about what the Democrats are doing right now....thing is, most of it ain’t gonna happen anyway....
I think if I wuz a politician, I’d try ‘n remember what I learned in grade school...my 3rd ‘n 4th grade teacher was Miz Fanny Williams who came out of retirement cuz all the young teachers went off to war or to work in defense plants it being wartime way back then.... anyways, she had a sign on the classroom wall that said in big letters...SILENCE IS GOLDEN....’n she re-enforced that with a ruler....but as usual, I digress....as I wuz sayin’ howsomever, if I wuz a politician, I think I’d just hunker down ‘n keep my mouth shut ‘n hope nobody’d notice me until it was time for the next election.....
‘Course it was also back in Miz Fanny’s classroom that I learned that it wuz a good idea not to mess with somethin’ that wudn’t botherin’ me none.....anyways, my advice for them politicians, ‘n I don’t remember who it wuz that said this, “Better to remain silent ‘n be tho’t a fool than to speak out ‘n remove all doubt!”