Wednesday, June 13, 2012

"....and the day wore on." Elwood P. Dowd


If you begin your day all tangle-footed, it's a good idea to ask for a do-over….'course, you ain't gonna get one 'cause life just don't work that way…
Looks like the squatters across the street have done picked up 'n moved on…'n on a good note, it appears that they took all their dogs with 'em…I wuz just the slightest bit worried that they were gonna go off 'n leave 'em…I don't know how many people were living in that little house 'n since I wuz in 'n out all day m'self, I kind'a lost track of exactly how many mattresses they moved out of there but it seemed like ev'er time I saw 'em load one of their many pick'em up trucks, they had several mattresses strapped on top of whatever else…
Ackshully, I wuz glad to see 'em go…'specially since they quit mowing the grass 'n picking up the fast food wrappers…'n even more 'specially after I found out that I'm missing the license stickers from my mtrhome 'n my truck…I don't know how much that's gonna cost me but I'm pretty sure that the State of California will figure it's my own durn fault for putting temptation in the way of the obviously needy squatters…I think that's basically a Democrat thing, blaming the victim…remember the "Don't help a good kid go bad by leaving your keys in your car." …as if a 'good' kid would steal your car in the first place…I think the liberal mindset is that everyone is basically dishonest at heart 'n only government support will keep the entire populace on the straight 'n narrow….
Anywaze…the Farmers Market has come to Ol Fair Oaks…gonna be in Plaza Park every Wednesday from 3:00 to 8:00…'n if you like Fair Oakish, you'll like our new Farmers Market…
'N lest I forget, Millyrose passed her drivers license test with flying colors as if there might have been any doubt…still, dealing with the California Department of Motor Vehicles is the real test…I heard the Governor of Indiana say that his DMV took an average of 20 minutes…the Carmichael DMV only took an hour 'n ten minutes 'n that wuz with an appointment…Gawd alone knows how long it'ud take for a walk-in….

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